I love my friends and family, Doctor Who, Supernatural, chocolate, platypi, singing, and the world :)
  • infinitycrush:

    blatant racism + institutionalized racism + the concept of masculinity = united states police force

    (via hiddlesfiddleswithme)

    • outfit game: on point
    • mental health game: ?????
  • burgrs:

    hotdammysammy:

    burgrs:

    *eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

    An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

    its fruit i wont gain weight 

    (via hiddlesfiddleswithme)

    • spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
    • french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
    • german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
    • english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
    • gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
    • polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
    • japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
    • welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
    • chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
    • arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
    • latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
    • sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
    • russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
    • Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit
  • smoakandarrow:

    Everything I Need To Know I Learned From Arrow #16 by Smoak & Arrow

    (via lokisglorioushair)

  • pinkmany:

    pinkmany:

    why was girl at school walking around with a goddamn starbucks cup wtf

    and i’m not saying that bc “ughhhh girls and their starbucks”

    but like

    there are no starbucks in this country…. the closest one is 220 miles away

    so…. did she come back from the one…

    (via hiddlesfiddleswithme)

  • thebetterworldfight:

    nightcheesecake:

    devouringyourmind:

    annchevealle:

    marvelously-chaotic:

    kingsxoqueens:

    😏

    Michelle Obama 💁💯

    GOALS

    and her media coverage is almost EXCLUSIVELY on what she’s wearing

    ^^^Right?! Seriously? I mean, we love your wardrobe, seriously, but come on…

    (Source: micdotcom, via liamdryden)

  • percypan:

    THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

    (via dutchster)